High school jock fantasies fulfilled by ‘Cafeterias’ and Cazwell, brand new ‘Deluxe’ homos, and some serious ‘Dark’ ‘Devotion’

Cazwell (and some jocks?) plays Sunday

Thought you couldn’t fit any more in with the Portland Lesbian and Gay Film Festival along with Butch Voices? Well…you can try…

Tonight

Cafeteria‘s Jocks and Nerds edition – Fantasies about the high school quaterback are back but I’ll take some Daria nerd glasses too. Either way let’s fetishize all those hot jocks and nerds we still dream about at this hot (literally, it’s a small venue) new queer night in the hood.

Homo Deluxe – The ladies that bring you the wildly successful Gaycation and Bent (Mr Charming and Roy G Biv) are here to rock your Thursday. You know, even Gaycay used to be on Wednesdays. It’s going to be tough to choose between these two really great parties.

Inside/Out Devotion edition – New westside party from DJs Rhienna and Ladyboy featuring the gloriously gay religion of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. There’s manicures, dancing and a charity raffle. What more could you ask for?

Freddie Fagula at work @ Do The Dark

Saturday

Basic Rights Oregon 28th Annual Dinner and Auction – This is the political gliteratti event that most of us pesky kids probably can’t afford to attend…but I would if I could! The theme of this year’s event is GLEE – Voices for Equality -an evening of celebration to support gay and transgender equality! The amazing and talented Holcombe Waller will perform, along with a cast of surprise guest entertainers!

Do the Dark! on a new night – Everyone’s favorite undiscovered gem is bumpin’ it up a notch and moving to Saturday nights. There will also be 2 rooms of DJs spinnin’ for different moods. Guests Lifepartner (No Shade), Party Martyr (Fame) and your host Freddie Fagula. And in the front lounge, hangout fireside and listen to Ladyfingers (Wax) and Permanent Wave (Menz Room, Wax). This jam is for the gay menz, the lezzers, the daggers, the trannies, the queerz, the fatties, the femmes, the squares. Ain’t nobody care who you are as long as you can dress up and get down.

Sunday

Cazwell – There is little about this hot, white, gay rapper who always seems to feature food and booty, that isn’t a gimmick, but I don’t care. I love Cazwell. He’s dirty (learn me),  danceable and a damn good time. And even if he is all hype, he’s joined by the sexy and talented local dancers Burlesquire who I’m sure will play and amazing tough fey to his hyper-masculinity. Can I be in that sandwich please?