Can’t we? And I quote “Can’t we get over my penis? It’s not even that impressive; more like an extra-large clit. What are you, sizeist now?” This delivered straight from the missed connection section of craigslist. It’s hilariously titled “Missed Connection with Every Lesbian Girl I’ve Ever Swooned Over.”
I’m not going to ask the question of why. I know why. Gay women are hot.
Women are hot. Women kissing each other with no men present is hot. Honestly, I think that the bi women are the ones who really get to men. There’s potential there.
Straight dude to me on New Year’s Eve at the E-Room: Do you want to dance?
Me: Like with you and your gay friends?
Dude: No. Just me.
Me: So you came here to meet women?
