Thursday
Happy Hour at Fat Fancy – Not quite finished with holiday shopping? Would you rather fight the masses at the mall or nibble and get massaged at Portland’s premiere plus sized resale shop? 50% off Sale Rack items. 15% off all clothing and remember there’s free parking. Start your weekend and your holiday off right.
Lez Tell Stories: Holiday Edition – Fresh off the success of lez stand up, dykey storytellers take the chair by the fire at Mississippi Pizza (3552 N Mississippi Ave) and settle in for a tale of Christmas cheer…or holiday hell. Comediennes and saps alike will present imaginative readings that will make us all appreciate our chosen queer families.
Friday
Dining with the Divas with Sabel Scities & Topaz Crawford – Drag out dinner theater will surely have some XXXmas tales when these glamorous ladies take over Hamburger Marys (19 NW 5th) on Christmas Eve, the night a man in red climbs down your chimney.
Saturday
Mistress Blowpony vs. Father Christ-mess – If you’ve been annoyed over the throngs of people and even hordes of hets at BloPo surely there will be a little more space and only the hardcore club kids in attendance on Christmas day. Then again, it might be just the relief we need after all day with the bio fam. I’m tempted to wear a Santa suit and invite lovelies onto my lap. Now that’s the holiday spirit.
Sunday
Night Flight at Aalto 1st Anniversary – Boxing day officially means we can stop being glued to the home and start preparing for the more debaucherous holiday…But the gay lounge monthly gets to have its own birthday theme as it celebrates a year of existence.