Dress you up . . . in facial hair

What happens when you infuse Madonna with testosterone? Apparently, the new “Mandonna: the all-male all-live tribute.” And they are not your usual flamey boys dressing up for the club, but hairy glam guys faithfully reproducing the songs of the Material Girl for your listening, if not viewing, pleasure. This ain’t no lip-sync to a CD and it ain’t no karaoke. It’s the real (masculine) deal baby. And it’s at the Crystal Ballroom (1332 W Burnside) this Saturday, July 9th at 9p. All ages (yeah for real!) $20 advance, $25 at the door. Local fav Poision Waters will also be in attendance.