PDX Boom caused by homosexuals? #pdxboom

Did collapsing homos cause the PDXboom?

Was the loud boom heard around 8 PM last night caused by Portland area gays and lesbians simultaneously collapsing after a long weekend of partying? Or is it because we’re such sinners or something? (There was a lot of sinning going on at BP. Apparently it was fun to watch, somehow I missed it. I was too busy dancing)

I’m not sure, but […]