The ring

And I thought those atrociously garish gay pride rings were bad enough. Perhaps we can all embrace the inner gay nerd and just say it with a computer key. Really people, all of the above are just our own queer celebrations are just as tacky as any class ring or bigger-than-a-knuckle amythyst. If I were to really don the ring of quasi-marital bondage (ladies take note), personally, I’d go for Teno…