It’s about time we all got our engines revved and ready for the impending months of pride. The season is already off to an auspicious start with the emergence of a plethora of new weekly and monthly club nights, but tonight may bring a particularly steamy theme when Red Cap Garage (1035 SW Stark) hosts the very first “Lube Job.”
Billed at the slickest new dance party, sporting a fantastically trashy poster, and touting lube wrestling as one of its main events, LJ certainly has the potential to the be the sweaty factory we’ve all dreamed of dancing in.
DJs Girlfriend, Automaton and Freddie Fagula will keep the shiny bodies moving across the wet floor until your begging for a coolant refill and a radiator flush in the night air of RC’s airy porch. Unfortunately for you, emcee Ezmerelda, a brassy broad of uncanny charisma, is unlikely to let you rest for long.
Don’t worry, you’ll want to grab your tools and get back to tinkering in the garage as soon as you’ve had an oil change.
Lube job is every first Wednesday at RCG (1035 SW Stark) from 9pm to 1am. 21+. $5.