While the Onion article calling outgoing President George W Bush gay seems a little juvenile at first it’s actually quite amusing. I simply must share some of my favorite excerpts:
Bush added, “Thank you, America, for taking a chance on an openly gay man from Texas: tight jeans, cowboy hats, and all…”
…Bush said he was “shocked and overjoyed” to win in 2000, and could not have done it without homosexual adviser Karl Rove, his strong base of closeted gay ultra-conservative supporters on the Christian right, and his “best friend” Laura…
…Former press secretary Ari Fleischer agreed, saying that Bush carefully cultivated his image as a masculine, simple-minded, heterosexual male in order to combat his insecurities about appearing weak before the international community…