The self-professed bisexual Queen of Myspace is finally turning in the key. We may have all thought a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila could last forever, recycling man-ho after nasty woman.
Alas, that may not be the case.
Though MTV offered the long cool drink of water a chance for a third shot at love, Ms. Tequila has turned them down saying, “”I’m going to do something else with my life. It’s time to move on.”
Of course, this moving on doesn’t mean leaving the reality TV spotlight, as she’s already got a new show in the works. With some decent lighting a one trick pony can look like they’re galloping on all different directions…
However, her motives may be shockingly pure. According to In Touch magazine, the model/singer has found real love in CEO Terry Semel’s daughter Courtenay Semel, and doesn’t want to jeopardize that.
And here is where my head begins to spin. It’s not only because I really don’t see Tila as the committed type, but because of all the lezzie rumor mill surrounding these 2 names. Semel has been linked to newly quasi-out Lindsay Lohan as both a party-pal and a potential ex-lover. Semel has also been lesbionically linked to Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, who seems to come with plenty of her own drama.
That’s a pretty big loop of A,B,C and D list celebrities getting around in their own tight dyke drama circles. All I want to know is when did these LA lez parties get started and why wasn’t I invited?