Tonight: You thought Gaycation but it’s time to take another break, this time with the regulars. And for the back to Wednesday local crew it’s free. After Xmas Gaycation was great, but I look forward to playing the drunken fool in view of those who have interacted with me sober in the past 3 years. Yes, that’s an indirect apology to you Jenny Egan…@ Holocene (1001 SE Morrison).
Thursday: Yer totally Queerbait, dude. I still haven’t made it down but any project of Splendora’s has got to be shakalicious and probably involving urine. @Crush (1400 SE Morrison)
Friday: Put your pink party hats to use with Pink!’s speed dating at 8p and the Pepto praiseworthy disco to hip-hop pumping at 10p. DJ Girlfriends takes the decks at Dunes (1905 NE MLK) with all kinds of rosy drink specials to make it go down easy.
Saturday: When the novelty of the being a bent-up pretty pretty princess has worn thin, put that saccharine sweetness to a better, dirtier, use at Blow Pony’s hot queer syrup on the dance floor at Eagle PDX (1300 W Burnside). Every girl and pony pair should be ready to saddle up for DJs Airick, Kinetic, and Dark Cub. Giddyup.
