Tila and Dani sittin’ in a tree…Tila Tequila has finally whittled her bisexual preferences down to one boy and one girl. And the final showdown between Bobby and Dani starts tonight at 10p on MTV. I’m pretty surprised, actually, that the finalists turned out to be the only attractive members of either gender on the show. So even if Tila has no qualms, she might at least have taste.
So does our favorite tomboy actually have a chance? I never would have thought in the beginning that she did. Tila went on and on about being into “lipstick lesbians” (for the cameras?). Truthfully, I never thought any female had a real chance at all. But far be it from me to question Tila’s sexuality, even if I don’t respect her intellect. And Dani is clearly the better choice. As After Ellen bloggers say, “Dimpled firefighter…’nuff said.”
The other choice, Bobby, is the regular old straight white boy from upstate New York. But he is at least cute and sweet. If he wins tonight’s big prize I will be disappointed but not shocked. So let the games of the heart begin…
And for those who just can’t wait, check out the sneak peek of tonight’s episode:
