No way. There is just no way that those oldest angelic little blondies from the 70s ultra-family-friendly and suburbanly innocent little clan the Brady Bunch were actually secret teenage lesbian lovers. I mean really, it kind of changes your whole outlook on life doesn’t it? It also gives pause when hearing Jan groan “Marsha, Marsha, Masha!”
Ok, I have to go throw out my 70s Playboys now…
