The ‘Desperate’ race for a sexy ‘housewife’?

I was skeptical of the veracity of this when I first heard of it but apparently it really is true that looker Eva Longoria, of ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame, wants a full on gay experience. Good luck ladies! Not sure if she’s accepting applications yet. But could she be that mysterious lady looking for her first-experience from the W4W section of Craigslist you don’t admit to reading? Not a chance…