gayPod

So my gf has an iPod mini. A couple steps behind, perhaps, but perfect for our lackadaisical throw it around the car, use. Recently it began acting strangely. "It won’t stop on any songs," she complained, "It only scrolls past them." So I put it on shuffle to see if it would play any songs and indeed it would. For better or worse, however, it seemed to only want to play songs by gay artists. It’s favorite is the brazen bisexual, and dual-gendered quartet from Olympia, Gravy Train!!! but it would also occasionally play Le Tigre. So now the silver little aging devil has a potentially annoying yet wonderful quirk and we dubbed it the gayPod…Do you think we should copyright that?