Let's get physical at Saturday's Leotard 80s party
If you’re not headed up to Seattle for Freakshow a gogo these are the places you should be this weekend:
Tonight
Dirtbag – Sweaty, small, cheap. The music is a mixed bag but you won’t care.
Bootie mashup – Apparently pirates are back. So mashup yer eyepatches and go go dancing. And butt pirate photobooth? All about it.
Gay Volleyball Championships – I really really hope they bring in sand to the convention center. I only watch sports for the short shorts and jiggling but this has got to fulfill all your fantasies of sun-drenched beach hotness in the horrible weather we are currently experiencing. Oh yeah, and expect to see pictures here on Monday…
Saturday
Leotard – You can now drink barely being alive in the 80s so we’re making you younguns experience vodka and Tabb (don’t worry I hear between 10 and 11 they’ll be at 80s prices). Guests pay no cover if dressed in workout/jazzercise attire of the era. Leg warmers, sweatbands, leotards, spandex, big hair etc. My 80s were spent in Jersey so BRING IT!
Supernature 28 – Dangerous Boys Club, Joey Casio, DJ Copy, E*Rock & DJ BJ…live electronic music by hott boyz. Eff yeah…
play/start – The girl version. Live.music.rocks.
Sunday
Boogie Boutique – Not sure if they’re for sale but there promises to be men in just your size. I might have to try on a few pairs before I decide.
Get Wet – The sexually exploitative night for women in case men aren’t the store you wanna shop at…
re: Boogie Boutique.. Did they really think Portland gays would pay a $20 cover? Nice try.