Fat fancy fashions sale

Tired of trying to squeeze those lovely double Ds into American Apparel tube tops? Just not sure you could ever rival Beth Ditto’s fat fashion fabulousness? Besides having a place where you can actually find bizarre bits of clothing that will make it all the way around your hips, I’m guessing there will be a fair amount of comraderie and opportunity to make friends with other hipster fatties at this Saturday’s Fat Fancy Sale. From noon to 5p head up to the ‘hood for some frock-finding frolicking at 834 NE Emerson, a quiet house-strewn area nestled in between Alberta and Killingsworth. There’s sure to be outlandish styles aplenty but I’m hoping I can manage to find just a decent pair of jeans. What size does Diesel go up to?

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