Joan Jett and Carmen Electra apparently not “sitting in a tree”

Joan Jett

Well, I’ve missed them, but apparently there have been all kinds of rumors flying all over the internets that Carmen Electra and legendary rocker Joan Jett have been “puttin’ another dime in the jukebox, baby…” if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, Just Out ruined this little fantasy by not only believing the denials of Electra’s rep but posting about it as well. Now I guess it’s my turn to crush some dreams. But then again, who wants our non-disclosing rock goddess to lose any mystery or get tied down? Oh, Joan Jett, your reticence in commenting about your sexuality (that and all your videos on Logo) out you pretty much automatically…