It’s good to be king

Oh, you know the annihilation of gender has really begun with a lesbian can be homecoming king. Beating out three “real” men for the honor, 21-year-old senior Jennifer Jones will wear the crown. The boys, being upset from their position of power, are of course furious, whining that other boys won’t want to participate in the future. Maybe they just thought they had a better chance at a school that is a mere 11% male and only went co-ed 4 years ago. Sorry lads, you still have real competition.

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