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Results from the first annual Stumped Awards

Creepy Stumped award statues. Though I suppose the faceless Oscar is pretty creepy too.

This past Friday saw the first in what I hope is a long line of Razzie style awards for the best/worst in various drag and queer performance categories (and yes, I think Facebook posts do count as performance. Think about it). In a very unscientific survey that was released to the wilds of queer PDX internetlandia that encourage “ballot stuffing” and various shenanigans and chicanery, you the viewer chose the winners. So in case you missed the red carpet antics and just want the rundown here are the winners.

SYNCIEST LIPS – Ecstacy Inferno
MOST MONSTROUS DRAG – Carla Rossi
FUNNIEST PERFORMER – ChiChi & Chonga
LOUDEST MOUTH – Fannie Mae Darling
DANCIEST DANCER – Kaj Anne Pepper
MOST EPIC FACEBOOK – Melody Awesomazing
ILLEST THREADS – Drag Mansion
HOTTEST MESS – Jam N Toast
HIGHEST B.A.C. – Chonga Bonga
HAIR – Nefertiti Ay
QUEEREST BURLESQUE – Burlesquire
BEST NEW ARTIST – Serendipity Jones
BEST TRADITIONAL DRAG – Poison Waters
FRESHEST FACE – Melody Awesomazing
MUSIC TO OUR EARS – CJ & The Dolls
BEST MC – Zora Phoenix

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS:
– Marty Davis
– Portland Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence
– Darcelle XV

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